by Keith Johnson
How do you cook up something like Ann Barnhardt?
Here’s a simple recipe:
Take two parts Pamela Geller
One part Michelle Bachman
Add a tablespoon of Terry Jones
Throw in a dash of Anders Breivik
Notice the glazed over eyes and the lobotomized glare.
Where have I seen that look before? Oh, yeah…now I remember…
Like Breivik, Ann Barnhardt is the poster child for a new generation of Muslim haters who want to take their fight to the next level. She is the byproduct of incessant anti-Islamic propaganda that has destroyed her quality of life, stripped her of her feminine attributes and has rendered into a groveling servant of the Zionist construct.
In this video, Ann goes out of her way to provoke Muslim retaliation by inserting strips of bacon between pages of the Holy Qur’an. She then reads verses taken completely out of context as she pulls out the pages and stuffs them into a fire bowl.
Most of you don’t know who I’m talking about. Those who do might wonder why I’m wasting my time. Indulge me.
First of all, for those not familiar with this creature, I’ll try to give you a brief rundown. Ann Barnhardt is a failing commodities broker (ie: the the same kind of money changer that Christ railed against) from Colorado whose company website reads less like a serious business enterprise and more like a venue for her political rantings. She’s the kind of angry American that has become the new face of this ever-devolving thing known as the “patriot movement.” Like most other pseudo-patriots who subject themselves to the overwhelming stream of disinformation that is propagated over the Net, Ann is unfocused—misinformed—paranoid—delusional—and quite convinced that she is the only one who has a firm grasp of what’s going on.
But don’t take my word for it. Just ask her and she’ll tell you:
“Hello, my name is Ann Barnhardt, and I’m apparently one of the very, very last people left in Western civilization who possesses any quantity of brains and balls simultaneously.”
If you read her material, you will come to realize that Barnhardt considers herself an expert on just about everything: Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Nazism, Communism, genetics, astronomy, finance, world history, American history, foreign policy, law, politics, physics, forensics, animal husbandry, survivalism…even Saturday Night Live. And believe me, her expertise does not stop there.
Ann made a recent splash in the wake of the MF Global scandal after she announced to her clients that she was closing her doors.
“The reason for my decision to pull the plug was excruciatingly simple: I could no longer tell my clients that their monies and positions were safe in the futures and options markets – because they are not. And this goes not just for my clients, but for every futures and options account in the United States. The entire system has been utterly destroyed by the MF Global collapse. Given this sad reality, I could not in good conscience take one more step as a commodity broker, soliciting trades that I knew were unsafe or holding funds that I knew to be in jeopardy.”
In the same announcement, Ann points her finger at the culprits:
“A firm, led by a crony of the Obama regime, stole all of the non-margined cash held by customers of his firm. Let’s not sugarcoat this or make this crime seem “complex” and “abstract” by drowning ourselves in six-dollar words and uber-technical jargon. Jon Corzine STOLE the customer cash at MF Global. Knowing Jon Corzine, and knowing the abject lawlessness and contempt for humanity of the Marxist Obama regime and its cronies, this is not really a surprise.”
This announcement was widely circulated on the Internet and was discussed on both the Glenn Beck Program and the Rush Limbaugh Show. As a result, Ann has emerged as a minor celebrity in the patriot community. Some may say that her fifteen minutes of fame are all used up. But I say they’re wrong.
I love reading Ann’s diatribes because they put into context everything that is wrong with the mainstream “patriot movement.” For example, Ann—like most patriots—is quite capable of spotting a crisis, as she does here:
“China is not going to lend us this money because they simply don’t have anything close to that much money to lend. This $2 Trillion is going to come from the Federal Reserve. Where is the Federal Reserve going to get $2 Trillion? They are going to print it out of thin air. We are in the midst of the largest currency debasement ever seen in human history. There is only one result that can come of currency debasement: hyperinflation and total economic and societal collapse.”
But when it comes to identifying the source of the problem, Ann’s brain cells hit a brick wall.
“Obama is the enemy. Obama is a Marxist-Communist usurper and puppet front for a cabal of Marxist-Communists who are actively trying to destroy the United States of America. Everything they have done, are doing, and will do has the single goal of collapsing and destroying the U.S. economy, military, constitutional government and culture. What part of “Marxist Revolution” do you not understand?”
Get it? “Obama is a Marxist-Communist usurper and puppet.” How does that in any way translate into Islam? Marxist-communism is a Jewish construct, and Ann’s business failures are a direct result of Jewish usary, though she fails to make that distinction.
Instead, she insists that the Jews are the tits on a false portrait of Christ’s swimmer’s physique:
“Now everyone listen up, Jew, Christian, atheist – everyone. The foundational premise of the Jewish people and of Israel is that Israel is the representative proxy for humanity. This is why the Jews are called “the chosen people”, because they are. God chose Israel to stand in representation of all people everywhere. This is an honor, but it is a taxing and dubious honor due to the Fall of Adam and Eve and the inherent tendency that all people have for sin, which is called concupiscence. God chose Israel to stand at the fore of humanity and be the people with whom the historical narrative of Salvation History is played out. This began with a married couple, Adam and Eve, and then expanded to a family unit through Noah, then the expansion moved to the tribal level through Abraham, the national level through Moses, then to the level of a kingdom through David, and finally in the fullness of time the expansion moved beyond Israel to cover all people everywhere through Jesus Christ. BUT, the only way to fully understand God’s relationship with us as individuals is to understand God’s interaction with Israel through history.”
Christ to Ann on Judgment Day: Matthew 7:23–”I never knew you; depart from me.”
More on Ann:
A bit about Hausman:
Ann’s lecture on Sex and Islam (1st of 4):Note: In one of the four segments, she refers to “The Thursday Night Club,” where she alleges that Thursday is designated for Muslims to engage in any deviant sexual practice they want. She appears to be the only source on this.